Snipe with a Shotgun
to attempt to do something where success is extremely unlikely or impossible. sniping is hard, and using a shotgun makes the job almost impossible. use it when describing a situation that is the same as p-ssing into the wind
guy 1: hey, check out that girl over there. think i can get her?
guy 2: no offense but you might as well try to snipe with a shotgun.
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