snizzard


an abbreviation for sn-tch wizard, whereby a female hovers over the toilet in a circular fashion while urinating in order to avoid touching the toilet seat. this act resembles a witch or wizard tending to a cauldron.

derivatives: snizzardry, sn-tch wizardry.
“i opened the stall door and witnessed a snizzard in full force”
a snowy blizzard with high winds resulting in a day off from school!
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i hope this snizzard brings us over a foot of snow so that we don’t have school tomorrow.
slang term for female v-g-n-.
“man margrets snizzard tight as anything.”
mixing uv blue and sunny d. it looks like snot, but hits like a blizzard.
no one really new what to expect when kevin poured some uv blue into a cup with some sunny d. who knew that by the end of the night everyone got hit by a snizzard.

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