snizzledick


a guy who keeps chasing after a crazy hooker of a girlfriend after she cheats on him, steals his money, truck, home and beats his punk -ss at will. probably molested as a child by his mother or granny and therefore does not understand the difference between love and s-x.
jimmy said “mike got home from work and went down on his girl , when he realized once again that 3 different dudes loads were running down his chin, he tried to stop but she said she’d give him a beatdown if he stopped before she was done! whats wrong with him? ” i said he is a snizzled-ck of course.

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