SNOB MOB
oakton high schools fakest b-tches. these girls only have eachother and like to keep it that way. you never see them at parties, only when they use their “friend” megga beth for her house. none of them are hot and who knew blondes could have mustaches? get a life you stupid wh-r-s. oakton hates you.
let’s go drink at mb’s cause we have no friends
sn-b mob a group of ugly -ss b-tches at oakton high school. these girls think their the sh-t b/c their families have money. they like to pretend that their “good girls” but in reality these girls are probably some of the biggest wh-r-s around, esp. if theres beer involved, even though their probably not even drunk. they have the most annoying voices and are always complaining or b-tching about something. overall they think they rule oakton high school but they would be nothing if it wasnt for the guys.
“hey “sm” lets have a hot tub party and you can suck my d-ck doint”
“ok sounds good to us, we’ll bring the pcp”
“sm.” richeness cant buy beauty obviously.. these b-tches rig prom court and homecoming court every year. n-body actually likes their secret wh-r-ness. huge beer sl-ts. pcp is one of their favorite drugs, but if u ask them they were “slipped a pill.”
hey soma im gonna call u tonight ill give u beer to suck my black d-ck
soma: okay hahahhahahah sm!
yeah wrong sn-b mob, you may be going to college but your not respectable your just a bunch of wh-r-s and n-body’s jelous of you or p-ssed they can’t get -ss from you, n-body wants your sk-nk -ss’s anyways after all the wiggers from robinson and west springfield have touched you. n-body likes you because your the biggest b-tches at oakton, and you’re openminded? f-ck that sh-t you guys only hang out with eachother and wiggers. people wrote this so you ladies would clearly see what sl-ts you are, not becuase their jelous of you.
sucks to be you doesn’t it sm?
these b-tches are straight up fake. desperate wh-r-s who think suckin d-ck will get them a guy who cares. hey sl-ts, your wrong. guys dont want you, your fake as sh-t and you got no personality. lets all go do pcp and claim it was date rape!! then we can suck so much d-ck that the school wont get us in trouble! what a sad bunch of f-cks
yo katie you want some pcp?
katie: no im a good girl i dont do that
yo katie you want some weed with pcp in it, you can just pretend you dont know
katie: alright! ill suck the althletic department off so i dont get kicked off the lax team!
wow i’m glad we are all so mature these days and i’m even more glad that this is the way we are ending our senior year…
if anyone has something to say maybe you should try saying it in person instead of posting it on a website so no one knows who you are.
i disagree with the previous postings on the sn-b mob… i think they are the most respectable group of girls at oakton. the only reason people think bad things about them is because they’re just jealous that they cant even hang out with them much less get -ss from them. maybe they would hang out with you if you werent so gay.. last time i checked we were all in high school and every guy at oakton acts like they never left middle school. the sn-b mob members are doing things with their lives… going to respectable colleges and actually having the open-mindedness to meet new people… not going to tech or jmu or trashy radford. so maybe whoever wrote the other things about sm should pull their heads out of their -sses long enough to realize that the only reason they wrote those things was because they are jealous. sucks to be you.
ohs boy: slike i heard you hooked up with some guy this weekend
sm: no actually you were the one hookin up with dudes loser
ohs boy: no that was audrey
sm: same thing
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