Snoffoloptomy


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng up a lover’s nasal p-ssages
jim: “morning susan, you sound like you got rid of your cold.”

susan: “oh no. my boyfriend gave me a snoffoloptomy last night.”

jim: ” oh… well then…”

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