snog scale

this is the snog scale, there is a georgia nicholson version, but the one at our school is slightly different
0.5 hug
1 holding hands
2 arm around
2.5 footsie
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting 3 mines without a breath
4.5 hand snogging
5 open mouth snogging
6 snogging with tongues
6.25 lip nibbling
6.5 neck nuzzling
6.75 ear snogging
7 upper body fondling (outside shirt)
8 upper body fondling (inside shirt)
8.25 lower body fondling (outside)
8.5 lower body fondling (inside, or if wearing skirt)
8.75 stripping
9 below waist activity (b.w.a)– like third base
10 full monty
” i got to 8 on the snog scale with henry yesterday!!”
1 more definition
a scale used to define where you are dating wise
5 sticky eyes (be careful using this. i’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (what you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 hand snogging (i really don’t want to go into this. ask jas.)
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
virtual number 8 (when your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 below waist activity (or bwa) (apparently this can include flashing your pants. don’t blame me. ask jules.)
10 the full monty (jas and i were in the room when dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “tonight the prime minister has reached number 10.” and jas and i had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)
i got to number 8 on the snog scale with mark last night!!