Snookie punch
when a girl, (famously named after snookie from mtv’s “jersey sh-r-“) gets punched in the face by a dude. it’s usually followed my some fist pumping and brawling by greasy italians.
scott: ang, don’t p-ss me off.
ang: why, what’re you going to do about it?
scott: b-tch, i’ll snookie punch you right now.
snookie punch is when a girl gets sucker punched in the face..
guy 1″ dude me and johhny bottleservice were at the club and this b-tch got snookie punched”
a cheap shot delivered from a male to a female. named after nicole, aka “snookie,” from mtv’s reality show “jersey sh-r-,” who was the recipient of a vicious cheap shot from a drunk male.
drunk jim threw a snookie punch at evelyn because she mocked his popped collar.
to punch an annoying girl in the face unexpectedly.
coined in 2009 on the mtv reality series “jersey sh-r-” when female cast member snookie was surprisingly punched in the face at a bar by a male patron being pestered by her.
i’m going to snookie punch this chick if she doesn’t shut up.
a snookie punch is when a chick gets punched or sucker punched in the face.
‘snookie punch is named after mtv’s famous reality show, jersey sh-r-. a pop culture reference to the character nicole polizzi, a self proclaimed “guidette” nicknamed snookie, after she was sucker punched at ‘the beachcomber bar’ while having a good time with the rest of the cast of jersey sh-r- at the end of season 1, episode 4: fade to black.’
other variations of the word are snookers punch, snickers punch or any variation of snookie’s nickname botched by her house mates during the season.
carlo: this girl is ragging on everything i do. i will snookie punch her if she doesn’t stfu.
dino: i’m going to snookie punch you when you’re not looking.
the act of having s-xual intercourse with the “poof” of a guidette.
yo brah! i totally snookie punched the sh-t outta that girl last night!
the official drink of jersey sh-r- themed parties. it will knock you on your -ss and take your ed hardy hat clean off.
recipe:
one half part bacardi 151
one part chambord
one part soco
two parts pinapple juice
top it with a splash of beer
there was a situation last night after the snookie punch hit me.
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