snooze-cement
that completely invisible but annoyingly effective “glue” that always seems to form between two bedfellows who are cuddling “sans-clothing”, creating a damp and tacky “skin-to-skin” bond which becomes (often painfully!) apparent only when either snoozer attempts to turn over or otherwise change position; this is especially a problem on warm nights and/or if one or both slumberers is of the “corpulent” variety.
chubby girl: ouch — watch it, mr. sticky man! you’re pinching my b–bie and stretching my underarm-flaps!
half-asleep guy: huhhh…? oh, sorry, hunny — it’s that yucky snooze-cement again.
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