Snorgasm
a power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. lets you have an erotic snooze.
“oh man, i was 2 hours late into work today, i kept on hitting the sn-rg-sm b-tton”.
what occurs when the snorgtees ad appears on your computer screen.
those snorgtees shirts are ugly but the model was so hot i got a sn-rg-sm.
extremely blissful sleep
i was so tired after working a double-shift that when i went to bed i had a sn-rg-sm and drooled all over the pillow.
one h-ll of a boring s-x partner.
“i thought the beers would loosen your mom up, but man, she was a frickin’ sn-rg-sm.”
not a s-xual thing
1. a boring event
2. the sensation of nearly falling asleep
let’s have a mother-daugher night.
sounds like a real sn-rg-sm
a physical reaction to s-xual intercourse that can occur in both males and females, but is more commonly -ssociated with males. it is characterized by falling asleep and snoring almost immediately after reaching an -rg-sm.
the climax of s-xual intercourse is often followed by a sn-rg-sm.
frat-house term for an unsatisfactory -rg-sm. the term is often used to describe a relatively disappointing -j-c-l-t–n (c-m shot) in a p-rnographic movie.
man, frank bought that french p-rn movie and we thought it was going to be real cool, but in the end, it was nothing but a sn-rg-sm.
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