snorkel porking


when an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of gl-ss and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltw-ter with the gl-ss shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.

noun, verb, adj.
noun: “i’d rather be snorkel porking.”

verb: “what are you doing bill!?” “i am snokel porking.”

adjective: “man thats a snokelporking ride you got there.”

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