snorkeling teabagger
1. n. a man that both (a) dips his scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his p-n-s across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.
2. n. a conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: “don’t cut my medicare to pay for your socialized medicine.”
congressman m-ssa was a snorkeling teabagger with his barely legal page.
billy ray cheered while he watched the snorkeling teabaggers protest new taxes on fox news even though the signs were unrelated to the protest.
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