when you go on those odd snorkeling tours in tropic places and theres a lot of people snorkeling in one area. you can hear all the strange breathing all around you, making a harmonic sound with the water in your ears. it gets pretty loud, and is usually characterized by the awkwardness of hearing a snorkeling noise getting louder, then b-mping into a hot chick or ugly old lady clad in a bikini that you don’t know.
i’d normally go on those cool snorkeling tours but those i’m tired of those annoying snorkestra symphonies.
the act of multiple people snoring while asleep. mainly in a loud and annoying fashion.
“geeze, did u here bob and joe last night, it was a snorkestra in there!”
“that orchestra was so horrible that they could have been confused with a snorkestra”
- snorting dragon
when you get oral s-x from a woman and you finish inside of her mouth. now she has to swallow and upon swallowing, you must punch her in the chest so that she will cough. the desired effect is to make her cough up the s-m-n and some of it will come out of her […]
a bent p-n-s. originating from the slang term for p-n-s ‘sausage’. the prefix was added for comedic interlude. “that irishman tried to f–k me with a snosage!” nickname/code name for sniffed drugs “if i want you to speak i’ll wave a snosage over your nose”, “you snosage head”
- Westborough High School
one of the most unbearable schools in america. westborough high school is populated with your run of the mill kids. the teachers enforce every rule known to the school, and inability to follow these rules will result in r-t-rded punishment that doesn’t match the “crime”. the freshmen and sophmore princ-p-l a.k.a biggest -sshole of all […]
- you just did
the proper response to the question “can i ask you a question?” dumb-ss: “can i ask you a question?” smart-ss: “you just did.”
- penguin crap
when one takes a cr-p, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin. “why has phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?” “he just took a penguin cr-p not too long ago.”