Snorlaxurbate
when you lay in the middle of a road and m-st-rb-t- with your belly hanging out.
“dude i need your help!”
“why?”
“i’m in jail, i snorlaxurbated and there were kids around!”
#pokemon #masturbation #snorlax #public #nudity #crimes
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