snot knocker


in football, when a player hits another player so hard, that the player who was h-t has snot literally knocked out of his nose. more common in the winter when people tend to have colds. sometimes called a “slobber knocker”.
wide recievers fear going over the middle, because they’re afraid they’ll get a snot knocker.
1. two parties looking to beat each other up, or ‘knock the snot out of them’, whether it be 2 fighters, 2 sports teams, etc.
2. what a woman has once someone sneezes on her chest.
“the skins and eagles are both snotknockers tonight – they just came to crush eachother and see how many players they could take down!”

“achoooo!” “d-mn, did you have to sneeze on my t-ts?!” “haha, now they’re snotknockers!”
a child, more specifically a child with a cold/runny nose.
i think i caught a cold from that little snot knocker.

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