snot paranoia


a state of mind when in a swimming pool after going under water and coming back up and finding snot around your nose. the rest of time at the poll is spent checking your nose.
-dives in pool, resurfaces- “did yall see that?! ” “no…aw gross man wipe your nose……sick!!” what!?! oh #$%& !! …..man now i’m gonna have snot paranoia

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