snottybotty
this is when a cr-p is taking a long time, you get the paper ready and use it to blow your nose while you wait. then you forget and when you wipe your -ss with it it doesnt actually absorb anything. it just smears everything in a big mess round your hole, needing further cleaning with soap.
oh my god sorry i took so long i dont want to put you off your dinner but i got the paper ready and then i used it to blow my nose then i wiped my -ss with it but it didnt actually absorb anything it just smeared everything in a big mess and i had to clean up in the sink it was a distinct case of snottybotty .
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