snovalanche
deconstruction: ‘snot avalanche’.
this is the sudden and unfortunate avalanche-like unleashing of snot as a result of sneezing.
this often happens when you are in a situation where resources to combat said snovalanche are unavailable, i.e in a lecture, meeting, religious service, and so on. very embarr-ssing.
friend: ‘hey, why did you run out of the lecture hall with your hands covering your face earlier? ha, everyone thought you were crying at that video.’
you: ‘what, they did?! ah, i had sneezed, but it was a snovalanche, and i didn’t have any tissues.’
friend: ‘oh. nice. maybe it’s best that they thought you were crying.’
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