snow cone squirts
the aftermath of consuming the sugary liquid remains of a snow cone, resulting in multi-colored human feces forcefully exiting the body via r-ct-m by means of intense and concentrated discharge over a long period of time.
1. man, i couldn’t go to school yesterday because i had the worst snow cone squirts of my life.
2. i had to provide a stool sample for my foot doctor, and i really hope they can still use bad cases of the snow cone squirts as a valid stool sample.
3. “bro, you were in the bathroom for so long, were you sh-tting bricks?”
“no.”
“was it the hershey squirts?”
“no. even worse.”
“oh no. it can’t be…”
“yes. the legends are true… i had the snow cone squirts”
*dies instantly*
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