snow cream


ice cream made from fresh snow, so light and delicious as to be nearly impossible.
this is too good be snow cream! it’s jesus spooge!
when you f-ck a girl, or guy, outside when there is snow and just before you c-m you throw a snowball at her p-ssy, or his -sshole, and j-zz all over it. you and your partner can then eat it, continue making the nasty, or whatever floats your boat. you can also make a chocolate snow cream where you or your partner sh-ts on the c-m covered snowball.
“how did the date go?”
“well we were bored and the opportunity arose so i snow creamed her.”
“wow that’s awesome!”

“she wanted to make it a chocolate snow cream but that sh-t is gross so i took her -ss home.”

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