the unfortunate return to reality and actual work after the unbelievable feeling of ecstasy and rest of a snowday. symptoms include incredible drowsiness, inability to concentrate during any cl-sses, vomiting, and lost love for snow.
also when snow goes from magical unexpected holiday bringer to annoying water that turns into black ice which makes you fall on your -ss.
ex 1: princ-p-l- mr. dawson, you have displayed an inability to concentrate today. you’ve been sent to my office for falling asleep in cl-ss, what could lead to such a disgraceful lack of work ethic?
dude- considering i spent a blissful day away from you and your hack teacher’s -sses yesterday, today was a bit of a tiring drag. in my defense its snow day hangover.
dude doing a presentation- “yawn”
people watching- another victim of snow day hangover…
the unfortunate aftermath following the extreme joy and ecstasy of a snow day. generally characterized by large amounts of make up work, soreness from throwing snowb-lls, and the overall shock from the adjustment back to real life.
guy 1: dude that snow day was amazing!!
guy 2: i know man but now i got 2 make up tests, and a lab, and i can’t feel my right arm…
guy 1: b-mmer, what a total snowday hangover
when skiing, a couple will duck into the tree line for a moment of love. the man, once hard, sticks his b-n-r into the powder until his unit is frozen to the point of excrutiating pain. he then withdraws from snow and plunges it inside his wanting and waiting girl’s puddy. “i want to pop […]
an overdose of wintery weather. major signs of a snowverdose include cabin fever, grouchy behavior, and fighting among family members. all these slick roads, lack of cl-ss cancellation, and ominous reports from the weatherman are likely to give me a snowverdose. an overdose of snow with 2 storms in 1 week, harrisburg region suffers a […]
- Marcella Kane
marcella – “marcella” is a song written by brian wilson, tandyn almer and jack rieley for the american pop band the beach boys. it was released on their 1972 alb-m carl and the p-ssions – “so tough”. it is the last song to feature bruce johnston during his original tenure in the band. the s-xist […]
- marijuana split
hair style for men where in the hair is long, sh-ggy and parted down the middle. nice marijuana split. thanks, got any weed?
- marijuana flow
the wonderful plant that gets people blazed 1:yo dude i got the marijuana flow. 2:b-tch you blazed.