snow day slam
v. when one chugs their alcoholic beverage in celebration, due to the fact that school is cancelled the following day because it’s a mother f-cking snow day!
n. a smoke-show who would not be at the bar on a normal weekday, but due to the fact that there’s a snow day will be in attendance.
i just got the cougar alert that there’s a snow day tomorrow, time to snow day slam this beer.
upon receiving the cougar alert that cl-ss was canceled tomorrow, i immediately ran to the fridge and snow day slammed a coldie.
“dude, i saw you take home that snow day slam last night; well done.”
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