Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)
someone who stays home all week, doesn’t go to college/school, stays home at the weekend and avoids social situation because there is snow outside.
(phone conversation)
person 1 : where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
person 2: yeah er. sorry. its snowing outside. i mean its cold and err.. dangerous. oh look at that- doorbell!! got to go..
(hangs up)
person 1: such a snow induced recluse (sir)
(at school)
person 1- alright sir ..?
person 2- shut up.
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