Snow Panties


an addition to winter gear for women which -ssures the v-g-n- does not freeze in inclement weather. the female equivalent to the male’s “long johns.”
dude! i totally saw that babe rockin’ some snow panties! i bet she’s got a warm v-g-n-! awesome!

i bought a pair of snow panties so my crotch doesn’t … clam up… when it gets so cold out.

thank god i remembered my snow panties! if i had to wear his stanky stank long johns with the front p-n-s fly i’d never sleep in this blizzard!

(as a pun)
dude, i heard that chic is so frigid she’s got the snow panties on in the summer brah. stray away!

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