Snow Raptor


a raptor made of snow who will spill the blood of the innocent and rape all the virgins. devouring the souls of your loved ones.
sara:hey look it’s snowing. wanna build a snowman?

mary: are you crazy it’s night. there are snow raptors out there!

sara:what in g-d’s name is a snow raptor?!

mary:something so horrible i can’t even begin to describe it. just go look it up on urban dictionary…

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