snow snake
the nemisis of skiers and boarders the world over. snowsnakes tend to like to warm them shelves on steep snow-covered slopes. their white color makes them impossible to see while skiing or boarding. often the cause for unxplained wipe outs.
dude1: man, that was a killer wipe out!
dude2: yeah, must have hit a f-cking snow snake!
a snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.
the d-mn snow snake took my boot help me dig it out.
an alcoholic shot: 1 part gin, 1 part everclear, 1 part lemon juice
pour me a snowsnake.
a half owl half snake hybrids. snowsnakes also have a sweet captain/cider tasting breast milk, live at least 30 ft below the snow and are indigenous to clare, mi. over the last few years their has been a thinning of the snowsnake population by careless snow tubers.
snowsnakes are not toys.
the white male p-n-s.
i f-cked her with my snow snake.
this is what will crawl up your -ss in the dead of winter if you have to take a sh-t outside, especially in new england.
parent to child: don’t go to the bathroom outdoors in winter, or a snow snake could crawl up your b-tt.
man, i gotta take a dump but i’m afraid a snow snake will crawl up my -ss!
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