Snowball Express
when a guy puts some mashed potatoes in a plastic bag, puts his c-ck in the bag, and then proceeds to pound his lady, sticking his mashed potato-covered d-ck inside her v-g-n-. this prevents conception since the v-g-n- is protected from the c-ck by not only the plastic bag but the potatoes as well.
it can also be done with toothpaste, whipped cream, or other white airy materials instead of potatoes
dude 1: hey i got some potatoes
dude 2: tiime for the ol’ snowball express
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