snowboard

an objest used for one of the greatest sports ever…snowboarding. whether your’re carving down a steep mountain side, ripping up the park with insane mad sh-t, just cruising or a beginner…once you go board you never go back.
i have a snowboard.
sport that skiers wish the could do
wow that guy with the snowboard beat up that skier with his own poles.
a beautifully designed instrument used for slaying all types of snowcovered terrain and rails
i used my snowboard to do a switch frontside rodeo 540
snowboarding was pioneered during the late ’60s and early ’70s by guys who opted to build boards in shop cl-ss instead of birdhouses and tobacco pipes. those first snowboards only vaguely resemble the equipment that exists today; they were small, wooden, and difficult to maneuver. fortunately, designers such as tom sims, jake burton, and chuck barfoot gave up their dreams of having a cubicle job and instead devoted their time to creating better snowboards and promoting the sport. as the popularity of snowboarding increased (especially in the 1980s), media coverage and large-scale compet-tion brought the sport to the public’s attention. however, since the advent of the pseudo punk uprising, half of the teenager population claims to be a snowboarder because they own a snowboard. despite the m-ssive influx of false snowboarders, it is still a sport with no equal.
bob: what do you wanna do today?
snowboard junkie: snowboard!!!!
bob: dude, its august.
snowboard junkie: who gives a f-ck?
bob: the only snow around is in canada.
snowboard junkie: lets go!
bob: no!
snowboard junkie: death to you infidel!
faker: huh huh huh, i snowbaord! i can ride down a black diamond at 3 mph!
snowboard junkie: i will cut your throat!
the best of the major extreme sports (skateboarding, surfing, bmx, motocross and rollerf-gging).
the snowboard is the thing your boots are strapped into and snowboarding is what you do with it.
heli-boarding and carving up untouched powder faces on a snowboard is the best experience known to man.
unfortunately freeriding doesn’t get much exposure anymore as it is being replaced by the lucrative freestyle business. people are beginning to forget that its about riding down the mountain, not seeing who can get the best photospread.
rider : “do you snowboard?”
fake rider(ie.’fashion n-z-‘) : “yeah i bought a new burton for $10 000 and decked myself out with all this season’s new sh-t. tommorow i’m going to go parade it in the pipe(half-pipe).”
rider : “yeah whateva dude, late!@”
the coolest sport in the world that involves going down a snow covered mountain strapped to a board. like skiing, but with only one board and much better
a long board with a slick bottom called the p-tex, a layer of fibergl-ss, and plastic sheet on top with plastic bindings and big boots.you ride it down the mountain and it freakin rocks!a sport that only lame skiiers make fun of.(not that all skiiers are lame cuz most are tight)
“hey john you wanna go snowboarding this weekend? you could work on your 720’s? just come over tommoro night and bring your snowboard.”

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