snowboarder

someone who is unconcerned with most things apart from snowboarding. including moaning about skiers, if there were no skiers there would be no ski patrol, you would bash your head because you messed up on a jump that you had no idea how to do because you learnt snowboard tricks from ssx tricky on the playsation 2, and you would die on the mountain because no-body would get you down. if people didnt ski, then ski resorts would lose 80% of their income, and shut down. most snowboarders who are actively involved in the sport or live in a resort have best friends who are skiers. bad snowboarders are just as annoying on the hill as bad skiers. people who sit in the park and take an hour to build up the courage to hit a jump are far better than people who ride through the park, hit nothing, and then b-tch about those people who are sat down. calling a skier a b-tch or a c-nt doesnt make you a cool snowboarder, it makes you a pr-ck. wearing ridiculous clothing and using words like ‘st–z’ ‘shred the gnar’ and ‘bad-ss mother f-cker’ doesnt make you a snowboarder, it makes you sound like a retared ex-ganster. snowboarding is a lifestyle choice, you choose to be unconcerned with politics and social cr-p, including belittling other people. you snowboard because it gives you a rush, because you like the peace and quiet of the hill, and because its fun, it has nothing to do with status. yeah there are annoying things like skiers going slowly infront of you, get over it, and get good enough to go where they cant. b-tch less ride more.
peace.
written by a snowboarder.
snowboarder -a person who partic-p-tes in the sport of snowboarding.
one who enjoys sliding on frozen precipitate in a general downward direction on a combination of wood and p-tex formed into a board.
that snowboarder just hit the most gnarly diamond back
anyone who snowboards. many (but not all) skiers hate snowboarders because they have only seen the snowboarders who either suck so much that they only slide down the mountain and scr-pe snow (but hey, they gotta start somewhere), or the c-cky ones who only hit park all day long on good pow days and are -ssholes to skiers who are also in the park. its because of riders like this that skiers have created an extremely negative stereotype about snowboarders. these snowboarders account for about only 5%-45% of the snowboarders, depending on where you go. most of the skiers don’t have friends who are true riders create and live by these stereotypes.

true riders:
dont b-tch and whine about skiers all the time- they can be just as cool as us

dont hog up the park all day and sit down in landings

shred the pow when possible

can ride whatever they feel like and dont hate on other riders who rip on different stuff then they do, unless the rider only does park (some people like backcountry more, some like park more, some like inbounds more, but a good mix is what i like).

ride to have fun, to live life. (and they can do this w/friends)

(and also, shawn white is a great rider, and im not hatin, but he isnt the only great one. ever heard of guys like craig kelly, or antti autti?)
most snowboarders are actually really ill guys.

yes we have our own language. dont start hatin because you dont know what ill, shred, pow, gnar, and such means.

we’re creative enough to make our own diction, -ssholes
snowboarder: noun. a person who partic-p-tes in the sport of snowboarding officially or unofficially.
snowboarder: slang. slang amongst skiers meaning: take cover.
noun example: shaun white = professional snowboarder. valerire d = unprofessional snowboarder.
slang example: -hears rough whooshing sound from up the mountain-. “snowboarder!” -moves to avoid collison.-
an ent-ty, usually human, who straps a semi-oval board to their foot and procedes to either
a. shred it up!!! pulls sick tricks like triple backflip to 7000 degree turn while grabbing their board in five different places!!!!
or
b. slide to the middle of a good run, sit down, ruin the run and never leave. (perhaps waiting for h-ll to freeze over?)
a. shaun white – many time slopestyle champion
b. people that call themselves snowboarders but in reality need to be run over, hit, called bad names, cursed at, and generally hurt
a person who realized that skiing is just too easy. one who loves snow.
a person who is in the moc (maine outing club) and the guy with all the girls after the lifts close.
that snowboader is wicked loaf’n gnarley!
one who clicks it and rips it at sugarloaf. also known as the wolf.
the wolf is so sick today; he’s totally ripping in the park.