Snowflake Day
a non-denominational winter celebration, created after the u.n. abolished religiously holidays. snowflake day is distinguished by the exchange of care-satchels, the ceremonial lighting of the snow man, and the celebratory snowflake day cabbage-patch dance. traditional foods include lamb tacos, bite-size weiners, and jerky b-lls. the central figure of the holiday is snowflake jake, a cheery pirate who gives spices upon spices to good little boys and girls, traveling the world on a pirate ship. children listen for the cannonb-lls that signal his arrival.
jolly snowflake day joan! would you like a bite of my lamb taco? it’s just not snowflake day without a lamb taco!
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