snowlies
snowlies: snow•lees; noun: drivers of automobiles who, despite experience, still drive at unreasonably slow speeds when snow is visible. see also, blue-hairs; -ssholes. variation: snowly, slowny, slownies
ex: surface streets aren’t great. santa fe will be fine but lots of snowlies are out so better give yourself extra time.
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