Snowtard
n. snowtard, v. snowtarded, adj. snowtarded pejorative.
a snowtard is a driver who, when introduced to a snowy/icy environment will act entirely inappropriately.
there are many ways in which you can express your self as a snowtard, some are more dangerous than others.
the most common and harmless snowtard is one who simply avoids leaving his or her house at the sight of snow, he or she is most likely to become a problem when calling you and either flaking out on previous plans or asking you for help in the form of transportation.
another type of snowtard is considerably more visible, this is the moron you’ll see spinning his or her tires for the sole purpose of destroying them. this type rarely goes very far and will often abandon their vehicle in the middle of the most heavily used arterial road because of a flat tire which he or she probably can’t even change.
the final type of snowtard that i will be explaining today is the maverick type; this moron has a fairly decent vehicle equipped with awd, traction control, snow tires, etc. and has come to the conclusion that they are completely invincible to snow. you will notice this person getting as close as possible to your rear b-mper honking and beaming their 10,000 watt xenon lights into your car like a f-cking ufo, when they finally get over the superiority of showing you how slow they think you are they will p-ss you and proceeded to go twice the speed limit. you will later find their car upside-down in a nearby ditch as the maverick snowtard doesn’t understand the new difficulty created by the snow.
“jesus, look at the sparks coming off that guy’s chains, he must be snowtarded”
a person who continues to drive at 25 miles an hour for three days after a snowstorm in spite of the roads being totally clear of anything
boss: why are you late for work?
me: i followed a snowtard who doesn’t realize the snowstorm ended three days ago
boss: what you gonna tell me about a flat tire next?
Read Also:
- Snuffling
finding out if your friends crush likes them back. person 1 – will you find out if dave likes me? person 2 – this will require some snuffling to blow into a girls nose so she can’t breath while she’s on her period she told me she was on her period while we were making […]
- truthing
the act of telling the truth peter: im fat molly: youre lying peter: im truthing the act of telling the truth. opposite of lying. i’m not lying, i’m truthing i tell you! telling of the truth im really good at truthing!! to tell the truth about something. or slang for hardcore truth or dare, where […]
- Try-Five
a failed attempt at a ‘high-five’, in which the person on the receiving end does not commit. especially embarr-ssing in the heat of the moment, or in front of a large crowd. although his team won in the canadian open curling match, greg was completely let down when his teammate ignored his high-five, resulting in […]
- Gash Mole
gash mole is a derogatory word use to define sl-ts (for the female) or d-ckheads (for the male). for the female, it is when you see a girl that is so obviously a sl-t that you want to yell out ‘show us your gash you mole” but instead you just use the less offensive, shortened […]
- gaspagoo
a cajun word for a big, mean, ugly catfish. them what will take your fingers always taste best. don’t you go noodlin’ up up saintlake way, boy, there’s a gaspagoo will have your thumbs quicksmart.