Snowtarded
the way people in the south act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.
man, the weather man predicted snow. i’m not ready for all these atlantans to act snowtarded!
those who have no clue how to drive/function in the snow, especially near ft. drum ny. these people are usually of southern origin
“omg, i’m only going 55 and the car is sliding everywhere!”
“dude, are you really that snowtarded?”
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