snowtocol
(n.): officially posted warnings to not be an -ss during winter weather.
jimmytwosh-ts did not follow snowtocol, and now his car is stuck on the highway.
snow + protocol = snowtocol
the formal -ssessment of embar-ssment/obligation at seeing your neighbor shoveling his driveway which inspires/guilts you into getting off your -ss to shovel your own.
wife: “honey, the thompsons have been slaving out in the cold for an hour now….don’t you think….”
husband: “what’s the snowtocol on this one??? ’cause i’d rather just finish my hot pocket and this episode of ‘weeds.'”
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