Snoyster
having a cold can be a negative unless you have run out of food stamps. that’s when you can enjoy a delicasea like snoysters, the snot b-lls you snort into the back of your throat. once engaged and filled, you can chose to blind an enemy in one eye, or dine on the snoyster itself. snoysters contain no sugar or carbohydrates of any kind, and can provide a short-term protein boost.
i didn’t let my head cold keep me out of the gym…i just loaded up on snoysters and rocked it in boot camp!
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