snuck

common mistake for the past-tense of sneak (the real past-tense is sneaked, but sneaked sounds r-t-rded so it should be snuck)
sneaked sounds totally gay so let’s change it to snuck
according to certain actual, credible dictionaries (which i cannot name because of potential legal issues), snuck evolved in the mid-late 19th century united states from the word “sneak”. frequently those who engage in hypercorrection (yes, that is a word, look it up) say that there is “no such word”. however, this is misleading and ignores both the inevitable evolution of the english language as well as the authoritative comments of most english dictionaries, which do in fact recognize it as a valid colloquialism. (most do so whilst still observing that most people do not consider it proper in “formal” english).

the argument that the word is a “false” irregular verb and is therefore improper ignores countless other commonly used words which do the very same thing; e.g., “pled”, “dove”. a similar argument could also be made for the seemingly nonsensical yet true proposition that “flammable” and “inflammable” mean the same thing.

it also fails to take into consideration that even standardized, “proper” english has very few firm rules, that most rules of proper english have many exceptions, and that formal vocabulary, grammar, spelling, etc. vary from place to place. (colour/color; ‘quotes’/”quotes”; “punctuation inside quotes,”/”punctuation outside quotes”, possessive’s apostrophe/its lack of apostrophe, while/whilst, and the like.)

of course, this does not excuse the complete and utter abuse of english by many people today; e.g. “u” for “you”, “ur” for “your”/”you’re”, “i” for “i”, “wat” for “what”, etc. however, “snuck” does not fall into this blatantly vulgar category.
whilst being criticized by your pseudo-intelligent judgement and your ignorance toward the english language, i snuck in your mum’s f-nny and aborted your soon-to-be-born sibling.
punch.to get suckapunched..unexpected punch
corey was hatin on me, so i caught him n tha hood an snuck that fool.
(n.) – the snow and muck that gets packed in your vehicle’s wheel wells but, falls out with a gratifying ‘plop’ with a gentle but firm heel kick, leaving tire t-rds behind.
honey, will you kick the snuck out on your side, before you get in the car?
black speak for “sneak up behind you and hit you in the face”
daniel snuck dank after his comment about gorillas.
to snuggle, then f-ck; to snuggle while f-cking.
1. hey matt, imma’ snuck dat b-tch.
2. seth, did you snuck dat b-tch last night? yeah, i snucked her real good.
to get hit anywhere in the face.
guess what teety? doo got snuck by charles the other day!

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