Snuggle Dick
an individual attempting to gain “high-roller status” with literally zero to no money. someone who has a tall hat with no cattle.
matthew: “look at that guy checking out that new boat for sale.”
mark: “he can’t even afford a pot to p-ss in.”
luke: “looks like snuggle d-ck has his eyes on the finance office already.”
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