snum

a mixture of snot and c-m resulting from a well-placed ‘facial’.
sara coughed and blew the snum out of her nose after that jerk will came in her face.
verb, to be denied, screwed out of or cheated. to feel an impending sense of accomplishment only to be disappointed.
you thought you were going home early but you got snummed.

that chick you talked to for an hour was hot. too bad she snummed you when she told you about her boyfriend…and her 3 kids…and her living with her mother.
also called snizz, it’s known as the act of sneezing and c-ming at the same time. this unfortunate event leaves its male victim with a face full of c-m, and a crotch full of mucus. this undesired result usually happens to lonely guys who have allergies.
1. guy: oh yeah.. baby… oh… thats it.. hear i c-mm… ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhh.. aaahhcuuuu! f-ck! i just snumed everywhere! mom!! towel!! ..now!
2. bob: dude, is that mike’s c-m all over your face?
matt: nah man, its just snum, no big deal.
bob: right..
to sn-tch defeat from the jaws of victory.
wow! you were in first place with 10 feet to go and you came in last! you really snummed that one.
well “snum” comes from a mix of snot and c-m , and heres the def. : it can happen two ways. #1:after a female or male give a guy a long bl-wj-b ,and he shots his wad in her/his mouth and a few seconds after that before she/he swallows she/he sneezes resulting in the snot and c-m to mix and come out her nose . #2:when you sneeze at the exact second you -rg-sm , feels very strange and cool.
exp. 1
dude 1 “man after a long bj this chick took down my load and then she sneezed and it landed on my chest , it was gnarly dude”
exp. 2
dude 2 “man awesome , when i was jackin off i sneezed right when i was about to shot my j-zm all over , it awesome dude.”
to sn-tch defeat from the jaws of victory.
gore’s defeat in 2000 was a total snum.
a ring affixed to a pierced cl-toris.
d-mn b-tch! that snum is bling blingin!