Snumpkin
you sit down on the toilet, ready to receive your average, run-of-the-mill blumpkin. but wait, why are your arms so cold? you put on your snuggie and call your b-tch into the bathroom, proceeding to cover her body with the rest of the snuggie. dutch oven blumpkin, b-tch.
derp: “duuude, my girlfriend gave me a snumpkin last night!”
derpor: “no waaay, duuude, that’s like a dutch oven blumpkin!”
the act of serving up a tenderizing blumpkin and put a finishing touch of a luscious snowball on it.
my girlfriend serves up the meanest snumpkin, but then comes the after-taste. (no…, dignity, don’t run away from me.)
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