SNURD
the art of sniffing ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.
best performed on a tandam with the lady at the front whilst going uphill.
are we going out snurding today love?
the weathermen say it’s going to be cracking the flags!
a fusion of snow and dog waste (t-rd) often seen during a thaw.
-mark saunders definition-
mark: “why’s that snowball brown?”
izzy: “must’ve been a snurd”
a snotty kid that acts like a real t-rd.
if that little snurd was my kid, i would kick his -ss!
when someone sh-ts in the bath and pokes it down the plughole with his big toe
coombesy is a snerd
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