snurkle
a cross between a snort a chuckle and a giggle. usually heard in pubs after a good joke or shocking comment resulting in the messy spraying of beer from ones nose.
everyone snurkled when they heard what had really gone on behind the bikeshed last night .
the snurkle is the lesser known, though equally pleasurable, s-xual little brother of the blumpkin. the snurkle allows a man to perform oral s-x on his partner while taking a dump. only a select few generous, loving, and weirdly h-rny relationships ever reach this height of intimacy.
“if you think p-ssy smells bad in the bedroom, you should try the snurkle”
“well, that sounds f-cking terrible, why would i want to smell anything worse than regular p-ssy”
– a laugh sound made to mock or laugh at another’s misfortune.
don’t snurkle and giggle at me, just because i’m stuck in little rock.
when saliva automatically squirts outwards from an open mouth, usually when hungry, discussing food or about to eat.
..”she snurkled in my face just as she was about to eat her burger….’
to glance or peruse at a text
have a snurkle through the poem
a action usually defined as f-cking..but sometimes could be called rape.
i just “snurkled” that -ss.
mmmm.
that was some good “snurkleing”.
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