so very spanky


you know the guy. he gets everything right. he’s reasonably clean. he eminates a slight h-m-s-xuality. he’s spanky. at his peak….he’s so very spanky.
i swear to christ, if that little sh-t next to me raises his hand again, he’ll die. he’s so very spanky.

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