soak and poke
you spit on the c-ck for lubrication and stick it in your sn-tch
i don’t have any k y jelly.
don’t worry i’ll just soak and poke
having s-x at the hot springs. this can sometimes lead to bladder infections
ow, it hurts when i pee.
you went to the soak and poke didnt you?
how did you know?
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