according to the mohs scale, talc, also known as soapstone, is the softest mineral. it is second in total softness only to the softest thing on earth, jeremy scott d-nkin. much like its counterpart, jeremy, it is composed of a stack of weakly connected sheets that tend to slip apart under pressure.
what is the softest thing on earth?
the softest is jeremy d-nkin, followed by soapstone.
as a noun when trying to insult someone’s strength:
you’re so soft, you take the crown as soapstone king.
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