Soapy Tenner
soapy made a £10 bet with another vd’er over something or other, turns out that the other vd’er won the bet but soapy never coughed up.
a soapy tenner is a £10 note that you will never actually see but still gives a modic-m of weight to your argument by it’s very presence.
from the example given we can see that even though the chance of the tomorrow being sunny is quite high, there is a possibility that it won’t. you should therefore not risk your real tenner, but use your soapy tenner which has the built in option of non-payment.
the origin of the soapy tenner is a regular forum user at www.visordown.com you would regularly bet £10 on the outcome of various discussion and never pay.
i bet a soapy tenner that tomorrow will be sunny.
a non-existant ten pound note, which is used for the purpose of online wagers or bets with others; where there is no intention of money changing hands regardless of the outcome.
the phrase originates from the online uk motorbike forum ‘visordown’, specifically a user called ‘soapy’ known for making bets with no intention paying anything.
your name is xxx and i claim my soapy tenner.
a soapy tenner says you are wrong.
far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase soapy tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when jethrow tull – fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny – staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a ‘soapy t-tw-nk’ to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.
the quick witted wh-r- replied that she’d want a ‘soapy tenner’ before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and tull agreed.
after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. the phrase ‘soapy tenner’ came to mean a tenner you’re never likely to see.
i bet you a soapy tenner jethrow tull didn’t invent the spinning jenny, fool.
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