Soares
black irritations that may appear on the -sshole causing extreme pain. also known as kmart corporate managment.
large black painful soares appeared on her -sshole.
a woman whose chintastic and can knock a row of children down with one simple turn of the head. as you glance to the back of this chinpolsive woman you can see her enormous badonkadonk.
child: uhm miss, can you tell me where the restroom is?
soares: (turns around with huge chin)
child: (knocks child down cold)
soares: im so sorry are you…
child: (runs away and screams) stop being such a soares!!!!
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