Soaring


soaring (verb)

the act of sitting around doing absolutely nothing. usually in ones place of employment. not to be confused with “skating” which actually requires some sort of effort to avoid job responsibilities ( i.e. excuses, hiding out, imaginary appointments, etc.) soaring requires little to no intellectual capacity to master; infact you could be a ruh-tard and have your blackbelt in soaring. -warning- please -ssess workplace situation before attempting ( i.e. supervision, workload, and having a work place located in a warm location doesn’t hurt) inability to properly -ssess work environment could result in loss of job and/or injury.
zack is just sitting at his desk soaring.

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