Sob Novel
a long winded, emotional fueled text message that is painful to read and just shear complaining. it often spans over multiple screen shots.
so a man got out of the shower and walked over to check his phone. it contained many text messages from his girlfriend complaining about some negative bullsh-t to which he replayed: “what the f-ck is this sob novel.”
#sob novel #sob #novel
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