Sob stopper
a small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the f-cking waterworks on. examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.
i was gonna cop it from the missus if i didn’t stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball ‘n chain.
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