sobfap
the act of masturbation whilst being brought to tears.
the p-rnography i was watching was so depraved that my w-nk turned into a sobfap.
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abbreviation for “it won’t fail because of me”, used by ken mattingly, the apollo 16 command module pilot. describes a system where you do everything within you power to prevent failure. used extensively by artist tom sachs. i take full responsibility. nothing will go wrong. iwfbom!
- ICOK
intelligent conversation only, k? stranger: hey, asl, name, pic!? you: ic-k, b-tch.
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to become intoxicated beyond the point of “hammered,” “wasted,” “schwasted.” usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. always ends in a good night. oh man that guy can’t even walk straight, he must be schrammered
- Liquorist
a person who is interested, either professionally or as a hobby, with the collecting, mixing, history, production, discussion and, of course, enjoyment of spirits and c-cktails i didn’t realize that i was a liquorist until i started dating a master mixologist and began to learn what truly well mixed c-cktails tastes like.
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too mix-match or place items that would be considered pimp in the wrong spot when if pimped correctly they would be in the right spot. for example that n-gg- put daytons on his 4×4 truck. he mispimpin like motha f-cker!!!