sobrietus


the state of mind describing exactly what you are not when you have had a few too many and your parents drop by for a surprise visit. the state of being “not sobrietus” makes one tenfold more likely to engage in a farmer’s delight.
“dude, my mom just walked in and i am definitely not sobrietus.”
“quick, hide the goat.”

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